September 30, 2014

effington:

I just watched a 10 minute compilation of pet vines and pushing the back of your cat’s head to make it look like it’s dancing to snoop dog music is VERY in vogue right now

September 30, 2014
THE GLORY DAYS OF HYDROCODONE ARE OVER. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. HIDE YOUR NORCOS, HIDE YOUR VICODIN. ALL PRAISE MERCK, GOD-KING OF OUR PHYSIOLOGIES. #whowillgiveuscodeinewhenwearegone

THE GLORY DAYS OF HYDROCODONE ARE OVER. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. HIDE YOUR NORCOS, HIDE YOUR VICODIN. ALL PRAISE MERCK, GOD-KING OF OUR PHYSIOLOGIES. #whowillgiveuscodeinewhenwearegone

September 29, 2014

i am going to be so great at this am i am not wasting my time at all and i can tell my left from my right and i get along famously with women, what a nonmistake.

September 29, 2014

More tagline ideas for the emcee to say when my act is up
“The big asshole with a tiny asshole!”
“She’s on the fast lane to squirrel city!”
“Don’t cry over spilled bosoms, unless it’s your penis or vagina doin’ the crying then I guess by all means go right ahead! But not your urethra! Fellas, did you know women don’t urinate out of their vaginas? It’s a well-known fact! This theater will not tolerate voiding yourself during this act! Don’t hold your urine for too long, though, as that may cause an infection! Please exit after the act! A concierge will guide you to the appropriate restroom!”
“She’ll murder you in your sleep!”

September 28, 2014

(via tinytruant)

September 28, 2014
h0odrich:

firmeprincess:

mustgopro:

younggigs:

These hoes got no standard, wtf giving head in a camry damnn

Not a ho, thats my girl Lil man. Its not a Camry dumbass its a Prius.

younggigs
1st off I’m not a ho just cus I wana suck up my man while he drives. 2ndly he’s driving a hybrid which saves him money on gas & is good for the environment. Overall U complaining bout the type of car but U probably walking with no hos or gf lol at U

OMG TAG TEAM #CLAPBACK

this is so upsetting that there are people out there who would judge a woman by how she gives head in a car, especially if it is an economy japanese car. also, i don’t understand what the youngsters are saying in the third and fourth comments, but as an old lady in tumblr terms, this is disgraceful. ladies, you blow your man or stimulate your lady wherever you like! don’t feel bad if it’s in a motel six or a honda civic or in an alley! god gave you the right to give your man or woman pleasure and make them feel good!
christ people are just despicable!

h0odrich:

firmeprincess:

mustgopro:

younggigs:

These hoes got no standard, wtf giving head in a camry damnn

Not a ho, thats my girl Lil man. Its not a Camry dumbass its a Prius.

younggigs
1st off I’m not a ho just cus I wana suck up my man while he drives. 2ndly he’s driving a hybrid which saves him money on gas & is good for the environment. Overall U complaining bout the type of car but U probably walking with no hos or gf lol at U

OMG TAG TEAM #CLAPBACK

this is so upsetting that there are people out there who would judge a woman by how she gives head in a car, especially if it is an economy japanese car. also, i don’t understand what the youngsters are saying in the third and fourth comments, but as an old lady in tumblr terms, this is disgraceful. ladies, you blow your man or stimulate your lady wherever you like! don’t feel bad if it’s in a motel six or a honda civic or in an alley! god gave you the right to give your man or woman pleasure and make them feel good!

christ people are just despicable!

(via wolfcola)

September 28, 2014
nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

(Source: dovga.com, via wolfcola)

September 28, 2014

(Source: hoodratsnacks, via trickbop)

September 28, 2014

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September 27, 2014
theswinginsixties:

Nancy Sinatra entertaining the 1st Infantry US Army in Vietnam, 1967.

theswinginsixties:

Nancy Sinatra entertaining the 1st Infantry US Army in Vietnam, 1967.

(Source: pinterest.com)

September 27, 2014
vintage-old-hollywood:

Nancy Sinatra :) gorgeous!!!!

vintage-old-hollywood:

Nancy Sinatra :) gorgeous!!!!

September 27, 2014

I am thinking it’s a sign That the nipples on our bosoms
Are mirror images and when We look at the computing system at work at the same time they are perfectly aligned

September 27, 2014
austinkleon:


rayjohnsonestate:

"I am fine as all get out."
A template for letters by Ray Johnson.

Filed under: form letters

austinkleon:

rayjohnsonestate:

"I am fine as all get out."

A template for letters by Ray Johnson.

Filed under: form letters

September 27, 2014

More Hader dancing

(Source: yay--stefon, via snldoesdisney)

September 27, 2014

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