DID YOU KNOW: Jessica rabbit’s cousin, Fanny, tried to strike it out on her own as an exotic, bewitching chanteuse at nightclubs, but for some reason, she couldn’t quite appeal to the fellas, even with that irresistible smile. Her tagline (eventually tweaked by Jessica)? “I’m not bad; I was just drawn in a way to suggest I’m bad, but I’m really not, even though that may have been your first, second and even third impression of me. By the fourth time, men usually get it, but they split around impression two. Hi. Nice to meet you.”
today’s look: greasy and tired
i went from this overwhelming amount of anxiety and sleeping way too much for three days to being excited about everything and unable to sleep in an hour. but also still anxious. also worried about people breaking down the door. i wish i had a pint of gelato. but i don’t want anyone breaking down the door to give me it.
what??? my paranoia, agoraphobia, dysphoria and general state of heightened, crippling anxiety that i have about five days after i run out of klonopins is because of BENZO WITHDRAWAL??? huh???? i should stop taking so many pills?? i should go to a support group???????? WHATTTT???????? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF GLUGGING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ETHANOL BECAUSE IT WORKS ON THE SAME RECEPTORS IN THE BRAIN AS MY BELOVED PILLS DO
— when i tried to summarize peter pan, because i still don’t understand anything that happens in that movie
i know so much about xanax now
but do you know why kids love the taste of klonopin krunch?