picnic view #chicago (at Humboldt Park)
i like having sex with older men because they don’t marathon it because they get tired and like it’s nice to rest after a bit and have a cup of tea and talk and then just reflect quietly or out loud. what i’m saying is i’m out of shape but i’m thin enough to not do anything about it. i am also saying my puss is just #dunzo after like 25 minutes total for about eight hours. i got that #dunzo puss.
you guys think this is all fun and games but this photo is legitimately haunting and it’s too real. it’s not a joke. i don’t care he’s making a silly face. imagine if the ghost emoji were real. think about it. it’s so fucked.
The internet us so stressful . Go Organic Go Wireless
you ever get so stoned you see a sexy butt picture and you can make your brain so you think it’s the funniest thing ever because it’s a butt, and then you switch your brain so it’s like a sexy butt and it’s not funny at all and your brain goes dirty places
also mike sho likes to doodle and eat sandwiches. what’s not to like
like i just love mike showalter so, so much. he makes me laugh so much and he speaks so eloquently and he likes sports and is into cats and he is honest and socially anxious and seems to fluster easily and he doesn’t hide annoyance or grumpiness well and he is the most adorable man ever that i don’t know personally and it blows my mind that he studied semiotics and the way he writes characters is just so genius and strange and like, god, i think i will always be enthusiastic for mike sho, and now he’s a dad and that’s so cool and wow, just, showalter, god.
ina, the firstborn (dylan is her dad)
IS IT BECAUSE IM OLD, SHEESH!
alllll right and the duh duh duh we gotta get right back to where we started from (at Kuma’s Corner)
I love this city #losangeles #tbcla #magichour
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